ohh nooo company

Jeeze mom, it wasent my fault i had an accident on the carpet... i was just planning a warm welcome to the short notice visitors comeing this sat night. but did you have to get the big garbage bags out?? WAiii you know im terrirofied of them. one tried to eat me as a kitten. and some guy keeps chaiseing me with one when I missbehaive (our moms dad, yeah its not nice, but it was the only way to keep him outa everything as a kitten. at least he dont dumpster dive.) and to add tot hat.. your gunna bring the noisy fur and toy eating monster out...... ill be good from now on.. i promiss